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Post by fandab3473 on Jan 19, 2009 20:41:22 GMT
The Test
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> Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The > cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a > trial. > The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of > the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather > fruits. > The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The > king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up > your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The > first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he > was killed. > The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king > explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. > 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in > laughter and was killed. > The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why > did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I > couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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