Post by fandab3473 on Jan 19, 2009 21:24:02 GMT
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4 guys were in training camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dave though, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy, Bill, slept with Dave and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The others said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Dave snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Harry's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The others said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" Harry said,! "That Dave shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, looking well rested. "Good morning," he said. The others stared at him in amazement. They couldn't believe their eyes! They said, "Man, what happened?" Frank said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dave into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night. "